[Suggested by Black Widow's 'In Ancient Days' from the album Sacrifice.]
Oh thou spirit [name],
By the power of prog rock -- I conjure thee!
By the dread and terrible name of Zeppelin -- I constrain thee!
By the might of Jimmy Page's guitar -- I command thee!
And if thou art still disobedient, I will torment thee for eternity -- or at least, for what shall seem like an eternity -- with bad renditions of Stairway.
Z.Z.N.Z.
[EDIT: this was originally posted over 10 years ago; I was trying to tag it properly and tidy up the formatting and somehow ended up changing the datestamp on it to today.]
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